I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
