Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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