I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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