So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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