watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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