Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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