I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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