I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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