Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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