I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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