I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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