I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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