You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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