a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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