if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
