But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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