If i come over, it means nothing
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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