your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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