I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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