Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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