so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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