you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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