I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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