Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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