It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i love accidental penises.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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