I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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