i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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