Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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