At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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