real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm bleeding and have questions
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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