I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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