I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
