Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
It's Friday. Sex?
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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