About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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