Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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