Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Did I show you my penis last night?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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