You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You were trust falling into bushes
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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