I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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