Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Duck Duck Cougar?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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