office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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