no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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