I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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