Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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