I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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