He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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