the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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