Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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