Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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