why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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