so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Nobody cheats on THIS.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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